Him: Aww your so sweet and I wanna spend a day with you in bed and chilling with you at your place alone baby ;)
Me: That’d be fantastic
Him: Fuck yea
Me: You seem like a nice guy, sorry people are assholes. (He commented about some guys being assholes)
Him: That’s True
Him: The guys will lose out big time with me.
Him: Hey baby
Me: Hey what’s up
Few odds and ends….
Me: You’re sweet. How come you’re not taken?
Him: I am taken by 2 guys
Him: Is that a problem for you baby.
Me (Now annoyed): I guess I should have asked.
Him: I’m sorry it’s my fault
Him: (few hours later) Did I scared you away
Now you fucking tell me? Now you fucking tell me…taken by 2 guys already? Yet your profile says “SINGLE”.
Shouldn’t you be spending the day in bed with your OTHER 2 guys? I mean I can’t even get one to spend a few hours for dinner, yet you’re taken by 2 and want to get to know me by spending the day with me???
Oh now I know why you have many “haters” after you.
Fuck you dude. Seriously.